May 26, 2007

Why People Like Steve


Imagine thousands of screaming fans packed into an arena, all cheering for you to take down an NBA MVP in the prime of his career in a back-and-forth shootout. That dream can now be a reality, thanks to PROTRADE and two-time MVP Steve Nash.

On June 5, PROTRADE will release a Reward which will give one community member the chance to trade in their PROTRADE Dollars for the experience of a lifetime. PROTRADE will fly you and a friend to Vancouver for VIP treatment at the Steve Nash Foundation Charity Classic with Steve and other stars from around the league. In between quarters, you will be brought down onto the court for a one-on-one game of M-V-P against Nash in front of thousands of fans (he's not a two-time NBA H-O-R-S-E, after all).


Check out the full article HERE.

May 18, 2007

Joga Bonito - Steve Nash

Since Steve Nash has had his dreams shattered of 3-peating the MVP, here's a good soccer skills video to cheer everyone up. He can always quit and join Toronto FC in my opinion. THEY NEED HIM!
Anyway, JOGA BONITO everybody. Enjoy the movie.

May 17, 2007

Nash's Good Buddy Beats Him Down

DAMN YOU NOWITZKI!!

We all know there is an anti-Steve Nash conspiracy taking place here....

What's Dirk got....other than better points and boards per game? NOTHING! Nash holds the team together like glue. Dirk smells like a dirty shoe.

"As a teenager in Germany, Dirk Nowitzki stayed up late to watch the NBA final and got up early to watch all-star games. He worked on his shot every day and came home to a room with a poster of Scottie Pippen on the wall."

WOW, that sounds like an MVP to me....I bet every kid I knew did that, other than the living in Germany part...

Check out the rest of the story HERE.

NASH
Season GS MPG FG% 3p% FT% RPG APG SPG BPG TO PF PPG
06-07 76 35.3 .532 .455 .899 3.5 11.6 0.8 0.1 3.78 1.50 18.6

NOWITZKI
Season GS MPG FG% 3p% FT% RPG APG SPG BPG TO PF PPG
06-07 78 36.2 .502 .416 .904 8.9 3.4 0.7 0.8 2.14 2.20 24.6

What do YOU think?

May 12, 2007

Steve "Nose Job" Nash VS. "Dirty" Dirk Nowitzki

Alright loyal bandaid-wearing Nash-ites, now is the time to band together and support our saviour, Steve Nash, in his quest for the MVP 3-peat. Dirty Dirk Nowitzki is trying to rob our master of his rightful place on the throne...we can't let this happen. Post your supporting comments to let Nash know how you feel. He obviously checks out Steve Nash World daily, so everyone should rally together and circle jerk on a picture of him to let him know how we feel. Thank you.



"It seems there won't be a third straight MVP trophy for Canada's Steve Nash. Dirk Nowitzki has edged out the Victoria point guard for the league's most valuable player award after leading the Dallas Mavericks to one of the best regular seasons in league history, a team official told The Associated Press on Friday. The formal announcement will come Tuesday at a news conference, said the team official, who requested anonymity because the announcement is pending. Nash, 33, would have become only the fourth player in NBA history to win three straight MVP awards, joining the lofty company of Bill Russell, Larry Bird and Wilt Chamberlain." from Canadian Press

Wear your bandaids on your noses. If you don't have a bandaid, post a comment and I will MAIL YOU ONE YOU CHEAP BASTARD.

May 7, 2007

I'm Steve Nash!








C'mere Steve, I'll wipe that smirk off your face...just like Tony Parker did yesterday! Start looking more like the MVP warrior that you are!

May 6, 2007

Steve Nash Goes Ballistic

"What the HELLLLLLL ref!?!?!"
"That was SO a foul!"

May 4, 2007

Steve Nash meets the formidable Ronaldinho

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRvCzDJrGUY

Steve Nash trys to keep up with the big boys for a while, then Messi kicks the crap out of everyone. Watch it here.

The crazy adventures of Steve Nash:

Thank you Spurstalk.com for this magnificant piece of art...send in your Steve Nash photoshop pics to SteveNashWorld@gmail.com to be featured in OUR video montage coming soon!


Steve Nash, look out!

The ball rimmed out, bounced straight back and Steve Nash bit off his tongue.


May 3, 2007

Steve Nash is Full of Baloney

I just drew this. The baloney looks like hotdogs, but I dont know how baloney looks for real...I dont eat baloney very often. Come to think of it, I don't even know if I've ever had baloney, it sounds gross, and I can't eat things with gross names, like corned beef, falafels, or salad. I am in the bathroom right now.

Love Goiter Man