Showing posts with label Looking Like A Fool. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Looking Like A Fool. Show all posts

March 2, 2008

People love Steve Nash...

...but I don't know why.

February 20, 2008

Steve Nash Sinks to a New Low

Steve Nash is spotted outside, under an overpass in Austin, Texas looking like some guy you should ignore.... Get your act together Steve Nash!

December 19, 2007

A Gallery of Steve Nash Pics





Steve Nash....or Lloyd Krismas from Dumb & Dumber?

Steve Nash chipped his tooth this week....another hardcore rugged injury for Kid Canada! But then he acts like a goofy little wanker in this interview making him look much less rugged and much more goofy...like Lloyd here.

May 7, 2007

I'm Steve Nash!








C'mere Steve, I'll wipe that smirk off your face...just like Tony Parker did yesterday! Start looking more like the MVP warrior that you are!

May 6, 2007

Steve Nash Goes Ballistic

"What the HELLLLLLL ref!?!?!"
"That was SO a foul!"

May 4, 2007

The crazy adventures of Steve Nash:

Thank you Spurstalk.com for this magnificant piece of art...send in your Steve Nash photoshop pics to SteveNashWorld@gmail.com to be featured in OUR video montage coming soon!


April 23, 2007

Steve Nash Haircut

Nice mop!

April 19, 2007

How to Make A Steve Nash Western Oreo Sandwich

The Steve Nash Western Oreo Sandwich:

  1. Take 2 black guys and 1 Steve Nash (black guys should be taller than Nash...most are anyway).
  2. Dress all 3 up like Will Smith from Wild Wild West, except with cheap vinyl cowboy trenchcoats instead of leather stuff (Steve's an environmentalist).
  3. Put them together like an oreo cookie.
  4. Pass the ketchup.

April 16, 2007

Steve Nash - The Sell-Out

Hey everybody! Remember THIS? Cuz Steve Nash just released his sexy new Nike Air Max 90 sneakers! They're made out of both snakeskin and premium leather! But Steve Nash cares about the environment and the creatures of the Earth, right?  They are nice, and we posted some pics so send us a free pair or two. Thanks.

April 15, 2007

Steve Nash playing Table Tennis









Celebrities Playing Table Tennis, presents Steve Nash! I mean, who has enough time to follow the lives of celebrities enough to post blog-fulls of messages about them playing table tennis? GET A LIFE! PS Horrible form Steve....c'mon.

April 4, 2007

Steve Nash is Finger Lickin' Good!



This is one of the better Nash videos out there. Highlighting Nash's finger-lincking habits, it makes us all want to gag a little bit.  Why do you lick your hands so much when all those other guys are using the same ball Steve?

Steve says, "I lick my fingers because I don't like when my hands get slick. Licking my fingers helps me keep a good grip on the ball."

Sure buddy. There's only one answer here.  The taste of man hand sweat is something that Nash just doesn't mind.

April 3, 2007

Ok, this one needs a second glance

"Oh hey, I'm Steve Nash, I'm an angsty Goth. I see you've stacked some plywood here...maybe I'll lean on it and comb my hair out all emo. You like my belt buckle? You think theres a penis under there? Nope, vagina."

Lock your doors and hide your daughters! He's at it again!









A couple new Nash photos happened to come across my desk(top) tonight:


First off, Nash is drinkin' again...that's not even your wife Steve. What can't a woman find a decent man who just keeps his shirt on when they dance together?...actually he's probably dancing with that dude in the yellow, the only guy in the place willing to take him home and not punch him in the face.

Secondly, here's a couple good pics of Nash looking like a hippie girl...just thought everyone would like these too. They provide a nice contrast to the first one.

April 1, 2007

Look Steve, I'm from Canada too!

Thats why Nash is my favorite player - we're both Canadians. Thats also why Paul Bernardo is my favorite mass murderer (fuck you OJ, you Yankee bastard).

There was a kid on my Grade 8 basketball team. He passed the ball all the time too, he hung out with tons of chicks, and guess what? He turned out to be a homosexual.

March 29, 2007

What a Humanitarian!



Check out Steve supporting this worthy cause: http://www.makepovertyhistory.ca

Good work Steve. That picture saved a lot of poor people. I can’t think of anyway else you could help poor kids….oh wait, I got an idea. It's kinda crazy, so bear with me here - GIVE THEM YOUR 500 MILLION DOLLARS!

“A child dies every three seconds as a result of extreme poverty,” they say. In my head Steve Nash dies every three seconds.

Sincerely,

Coach Brown

Not only that...he's also a terrible actor.

They shouldn't have told Nash that Ali G was actually an actor....because it made the commercial pretty weak and probably blew Nash's chances at ever getting a sweet TV spot like that again.

Nice hair...

Look what the cat dragged in!

Here's a couple shots of Nash and Nowitzki livin' it up like they know how...by finding a frat party with all the cosmos you can drink! Some guy found these fools in Texas and he's still laughing his ass off! These are even better than that Eli Manning shot.