Meditate with Steve

Steve likes to do it naked at a fairground. No suntan lotion because his skin is freakin' tough, like leather.

Instructions to Meditating with Steve:

1. Dress yourself in the proper attire (g-string optional).
   
2. If meditating indoors, clear out a nice comfortable spot on the floor to sit (make sure it's comfortable, you will be sitting for 4 hours here everyday). I suggest an old matress in front of the TV.
3. Assume the position.
   
4. Next repeat the words that you have memorized. Each and every word. Repeat them until both your legs fall asleep all the way up your ass, both cheeks.
5. By now you probably have to go pee. Try to get up and run to the bathroom to relieve yourself in under 30 seconds. Can't do it. Most people bail right into the throne. But that's how Steve Nash trains every single day of his miserable life.
6. Check back to SteveNashWorld and scroll to the bottom daily to hear the latest Good words (and click on a few banners to keep Nash happy).
   

"It's just practice." -- Steve Nash