Nash is the best point guard in the WORLD.

That's what this guy thinks with one of his posts from the cheap seats.

"The numbers don't lie. There are more and more shooters at every level of basketball - and a lack of great playmakers. Nash should help turn that around. He is the best point guard in the world today, and he sets a great example of how to play the game the right way. Now it's time for parents and kids out there from all walks of life to get the message. Not everyone can be like Mike. Or in this case AI. Those that can't need to pass like Nash."

Ya, he's a great example of how to play the game the right way.
Alright people, to be more like Nash you have to change your daily routine a little.
Start with the following schedule:

1. Get up at 1:ooPM.
2. Pound a jack and coke and put on your silky, big-collar shirt with the top 4 buttons undone, you sexy mother-fucker you.
   
3. Ignore the wife all day and take her car to the stadium without asking or telling her that you're leaving.
   
4. Play basketball on live national television for a couple hours.
5. Win an MVP award or two.
6. Head straight to the stadium bar to get the buzz back.
   
7. Text msg your b-ballin' buddies from your new Moto Razr, you rich asshole.
   
8. Hit up a kegger with the boys and try to drink more beer than everyone else.
9. Make sure people take lots of pictures of you...internet-savvy people.
10. Do some coke.
11. Go home.
12. Plow the wife.
13. Watch a Patrick Swayze movie and crash.
    

This is all obviously necessary if you want to be like Steve Nash.
Oh, and get a vagina.